Showing posts with label booty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label booty. Show all posts

October 23, 2007

Chica Tip #6

Contrary to popular belief, buying your own condoms ahead of time does not, in fact, prevent you from having copious amounts of sex that night.






Just sayin'.

September 4, 2007

Chica Tip #3

When calling someone for a late-night booty call, don't pull a Molly Jackson® and fall asleep/pass out before he gets there...
(Text says, "You're Never too old for a "Booty Call." I concur.)

(Yes, it's totally trademarked now. Respect.)