Wake-Up Call: Is this thing on?

"My name is Hillary, and I'm so pleased to have most of you on board... If you look out from the right, you will see an America saddled with tax cuts for the wealthiest and a war without end. If you look out from the left, you will see an America with a strong middle class at home and a strong reputation in the world" -- the new, funnier HRC, speaking over the P.A. system of her new 737, Hil Force One ("Washington Wire").