Wake-Up Call: bitch slaps, big laughs edition

Aww man, today's Wake-Up Call was pretty funny. Here are some highlights:

• The New York Times endorsed HRC and McCain, but said of Rudy Giuliani: "The real Mr. Giuliani, whom many New Yorkers came to know and mistrust, is a narrow, obsessively secretive, vindictive man."

  "For me personally it's hard because Tom Brady is a friend of mine. I play golf with him every chance I can. He is a remarkable man" -- B. Clinton, on his internal dilemma about supporting the New York Giants in the Superbowl (NBC/National Journal).

  Reading last night's "Top Ten" list, Obama promised that as POTUS, he would "appoint Mitt Romney Secretary of Lookin' Good," and "pronounce the word nuclear, nuclear" ("Late Show").

  "I don't know what I'm wearing. I guess I need to get going on that. I'll have to see what I've left at the cleaners" -- Speaker Nancy Pelosi, worrying about the important things when it comes to Pres. Bush's SOTU address ("Yeas & Nays").

  Huckabee is hosting a fundraiser at the CA home of Steve McEveety, who produced -- wait for it -- "The Passion of the Christ" (New York Daily News).

  Stephen Colbert, on Kucinich dropping out: "I know what must have happened. someone finally said his name three times and he disappeared" ("Colbert Report").