txt msg moments: IR not.

So, I've been catching up on lots of things in my life lately... most notably emails, card writing, voice mails, texts, PINs, conversations, etc. and I happened upon an email that made me laugh so much, I had to blog it.

I had a [kickass] birthday party on February 2 to commemorate turning 28 on the 28th. It's, like, my golden birthday, or something magical like that. Anyway, the day after, LM emailed me and said (among other things):

your text was hilar and i could not figure out what the rock you were trying to say. i hope it was fun. was DW's fav waitress there?

So I'm reading this email, and thinking... what could I have possibly texted LM that was so funny?? I don't even remember texting anyone, nevermind being funny. Well, when I checked my phone, this is what I found (no joke):

IR not. Here!! E atre. HavinG. Dj pROBIEms!!!

Swear to JC. And, as if that wasn't funny enough, LM writes back:

Oh no! Are u having fun?

Because she's such a good friend, that one.