"Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too..."

If it weren't for this,

sent to me by a coworker yesterday (thanks KC), I probably would have drop-kicked everyone I spoke with between the hours of 9:22 a.m. and 9:44 a.m. today.

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep breaths. Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep breaths. Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep breaths.