Chica Tip #4

And now, a word from a loyal reader, on how to cope with a catastrophic disaster of a VMA performance:

(I think you’re going to have to give up the dream of her brilliant return.)

On your way home from work, buy a helium balloon, tape some ratty extensions to it and then release it into the air. It will be a symbolic, yet cathartic, gesture.

Thanks AG3 for the tip.