"Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite."

(guess the quote!)

Hello all, US American here, with a little something to say.

Thought 1: I'm so over the Miss-Teen-USA-South-Carolina-geography incident... is it really that shocking that she came off as not-so-smart (and I'm being kind, here)? It's a beauty pageant!!!!!

Thought 2: As the brilliant Hotline (last call) says, "Are we the only ones who didn't know the international regulations of bathroom sex?" I second that. I had no idea... in his live press conference about a half an hour ago, he claimed he's sorry for bringing a "cloud" over the great state of Idaho... a notion JM seconded with: "Yes... a big, gay cloud." He sucks.

Thought 3: (Stage mom moment) If you're going to enter my male dog (Ebbitt) into a "dog days of summer" contest, at least submit a picture when he's not dressed like a girl (ahem: mom!).

(Ebbitt is the one of the left... obvi)