So, without further ado, I give you the re-cap of a fabulously impromptu (totes not planned, just sorta happened) drinks and dinner rendezvous with the ladies (LM, RZ, AS, DW and me):
"Y'all, I have to tell you something..." (DW, at least 45 times tonight)Love ya, LM.
"One day, I was scratching my back with a retractable pen... turns out, not retracted." (RZ, on the ink all over her back)
"Maybe Perez should just OUT her... Oh my God, I didn't just say that, I swear." (it wasn't RZ who said that, I swear)
"Whoopi?!?!? I would never have wanted anyone to out her!" (RZ, on the possibility of outing Whoopi Goldberg)
"Well, she looks like a damn chia pet..." (DW, RZ - can't remember which - on a past employee)
"No, no - she's deputy director of paws... someone else gets tails." (AS, on moving up the corporate ladder)
"Oh MJ, just flash her, then you can get whatever you want from her." (DW? LM? on how to get what I want)
"Do you think I want to find her double-headed dildo?" (DW on why she doesn't snoop while dog/cat sitting - much to my dismay)
"Y'all, I'm 5'3'' and..."
"DW, that's my dream height!" (DW and RZ on the relative theory of height)
"The Namesake and Harry Potter 7... totally RUINED." (Me, on DW's unintentional death revelations in popular books)
I had a great time tonight and miss ya already, my British/Midwestern/Anglo-twin-sister-from-another-mother.
xoxo
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