Chica Tip #1

Here is the first of, what I hope will be, many "chica tips" - MJ style:

You probably weren't that into him if... ... after you break-up with your boyfriend, you say this:

"... and that was it. I mean, it was over. I went shopping at Wegmans afterwards. For MILK!"

Good decision, MS. You've got my support, 100%.